A WARM greeting from Calvin the Creeper

Ahhh….what a nice va-um…HI! It isss I, Calvin. As you can sssssee, I am at the beach. It isss also December. Anyone want to guessss where I am? I want to talk more, but…the beach calls. Have a nice(isssh) day!

…It isss ssso warm…all thosssse people to…WOULD YOU MIND!?

Confused

I was wandering around a modded survival world in Minecraft when I saw this (the creeper is blue because of a texture pack but that’s not the point). Pretty smart for the creeper. Not so much for the spider.